In a world where three celebrities died in a week, I wonder why couldn’t three assholes have followed suit?

Ameni-dinner jacket, Kim Il, and [insert some other malicious dope here].

It just doesn’t make sense. Of course, their deaths wouldn’t mean a thing. “People get the government they deserve,” and in North Korea’s case, they are trained from birth to love their government.

I just feel sorry for the students in Iran, it is a case of 1984 in there. No matter how much popular support you have, an unarmed populace cannot stand against a thugocracy supported by Allah, of course.