re: #324 sattv4u2

Show me a religion that promises half a dozen slutty broads if I off myself, THEN you’ve got something!

They are not slutty as such, but someone’s very very weird idea of a sexual fantasy. In addition to being described as “chaste females”, with “modest gaze”, “pure”, “virgins”, “untouched / with hymen unbroken by sexual intercourse” and all that they are described as “voluptuous/full-breasted”, “with large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang”, with “appetising vaginas” and the really weird: “non-menstruating/urinating/defecating and childfree”, “hairless”, “white”, “transparent to the marrow of their bones”, “27.5 metres tall”, “3.2 metres in width” and “revirginating”.

= Gigantic big hairless transparent women with big tits and a new hymen every morning. And very shy.

re: #326 BlueCanuck

I keep thinking why are all 72 still virgins?

They are virgins because they are magically able to revirginize themselves every morning. An unbroken hymen apparently being considered very important.