“I’m not a Nazi, I’m merely Nazi-adjacent.”

“I simply believe in things that simply attract lots of national socialists. And I’m comfortable with that.”

“And then I do events with them. And Roman salutes. Because we all like Romans.”

“Did you see our budget-conscious torchlight rally? Leni Riefenstahl quality for WalMart prices!”

“But don’t worry. In spite of their deliberate importation of Nazi terminology, imagery, rituals, and rhetoric…they’re not German, so everything will be fine.”