re: #346 Pope Ron Polyp XXXVII

It is extremely doubtful that Zimmerman told anyone with medical training that he’d had his head repeatedly smashed into the pavement and that somehow didn’t result in transport to the emergency room.

Exactly.

The idea that he somehow was in this epic fight for his life, getting his head slammed into the pavement repeatedly and afterwards he’s: (a) not bleeding like a mofo, (b) not immediately in the hospital getting all sorts of tests done, and (c) walking around upright and of his own volition in the police video strongly implies that he lied about what happened.

Nobody, unless you’re Wolverine, gets up and walks away from an epic fight to the death where you get your head slammed in the concrete a bunch of times.