BTW, you know how guys have their “Hold my beer and watch this” moments?

Women have those in the kitchen, and instead of a wrecked truck, you have your husband trying to figure out how to tell you he’s not putting one more bite in his mouth without ending up in the doghouse for a week.

Hmmm. This seems like a good idea. I’ll just put these two things together, and then…hmmm…we’ll see if this works. Wait, why is it turning black and fizzing?