Actually John Stewart says it pretty well.

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I am really tired of the phony whining of the right, that we might actually live up to the ideals we are supposed to.

Get this straight.

The United Sates is a nation of laws. We stand for those things. Those laws are what gives us the liberties we hold dear.

To those of you who fear actually applying the law, you should find a different country with different values.

The North Koreans think like you do too.