re: #327 Walter L. Newton

Two guys at a meeting, both with a black eye.

One guy says to other, “How’d you get your black eye?”

Guy says, “Silly mistake; I misspoke and instead of telling the very well developed lady at the airline ticket counter that I wanted two ‘tickets to Pittsburgh, I said I wanted two ‘pickets to Tittsburg’.

Guy replies, “Same kind of thing happened to me. At breakfast this morning, I meant to ask my wife for the Raisin Bran, but accidentally said, ‘You fucking bitch, you have ruined my life.’”