re: #26 goddamnedfrank

The nice thing about my plan is that on its face it’s a purely non-partisan move, and overtly opposing it means coming out for voter suppression. It’s a way for Bezos to punch back in a way that’s both obvious to everyone and impossible for Trump and the GOP to effectively counter or protest against.

Well, Bezos owns WaPo, so he’s an Enemy of the State who publishes fake news, and he is trying to register illegal aliens to commit voter fraud with these instructions to Soros trained agents in the field. And he’s a Jew.

(“Wait, is Bezos even Jewish?” “Who cares! The base is gonna eat this stuff up! Let’s go with ‘Jew’.”)

And the base will.

So let’s just put Drumpf’s biggest vulnerability, the fact that his financing is a pyramid scheme, and attack it front and center and fuck him right up the ass.

Come on, Jeff! You can do it! It’s better than a Mars shot!

And I’m off to bed. Let’s see if ShitGibbonPrexy can spell his wife’s name tomorrow.

Maybe he’ll call his youngest son Barren.