re: #30 Slumbering Behemoth

From the list:

Bullshit! There is a Gnomish “god” for every mechanical horror that the limp wristed elves, the blundering orcs, the petty dwarves, the flighty halflings, and the short sighted humans could never conceive of.

The Gnomes call this “god” Advanced Science, and it shall rain hell on all the backwards races that scoff at it.

39. Gnomes do not have the racial ability ‘can lick their eyebrows’
40. Gnomes do not have the racial ability to hold their breath for 10 minutes.
41. Gnomes do not have the racial ability ‘impromptu kickstand’