re: #273 littleoldlady

Killian, Esquire,

There’s CONTRACTS in place, and when those are broken there’s LAW SUITS.

/Hellllooooo!
//tap! tap! tap!

It’s probably also what Mays would have wanted. In interviews, he’s extremely proud of his job as a pitchman; among his peers, he was known as the pitchman. I can’t help but think he’d be happy to know that he’s still pitching, even after his death.