This is the sort of thing that is breaking down the ability of the Middle East to solve its own problems.

The insensitive use of dogs to sniff food supplies would offend any practicing Muslim. Why, when I was growing up in Indonesia we played a game my step-father taught me: “kill the running capitalist dog.” My pals and I would cleanse the neighborhood of these offensive beasts.

Yes - I long for those days. But unleashing Nancy and Barney and ACORN on AIG executives is almost as much fun - even more so when you consider it was Timmy’s f*** up in the first place that got those bonuses paid.

BTW - I am working on my next book - “Dreams of my step father” which is an autobiographical account in which I destroy capitalism and stimulate radical Islamists at the same time.