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Chicago shooter: ‘Too bad I ran out of bullets’

Three children and an adult were killed early this morning in Chicago’s Marquette Park neighborhood, and a relative from Madison, Wis., whom police believe was the shooter was later taken into custody.

Sources said the shooter told police “Allah” had told him to kill his family.

And he told the officer who arrested him, “Too bad I ran out of bullets,” a source told the Chicago Sun-Times.

ROPMA!

Oh my God.

(And non-Muslims never, ever, shoot their wives and children. What an exotic crime.)

How’s that for a balance between horror and snark?