re: #368 Pie-onist Overlord

The aspirin to apply between the knees?

No, really. Google “$9 birth control”. Most of the links are to wingnut sites, but I did see this link:

Pharmacies with Low-Cost Birth Control Pills
Apparently, some Kroger, Target, WalMart and Sam’s Club (not in all states) have generic Sprintec, Trinessa or Tri-sprintec BC for $9/mo.