re: #369 SanFranciscoZionist
JAMAL
The Taj Mahal was built by the Emperor Khurram for his wife Mumtaz who was maximum beautiful woman in the whole world. When she died, the Emperor decided to build this five star hotel for everyone who wanted to visit her tomb…but he died in- in fifteen eighty-seven, before any of the rooms were built. Or the lifts. The swimming pool, however, as you can see was completed on schedule in top class fashion.

(He waves confidently in the direction of the fountains.)

ADA
It says nothing of this in the guide book.

JAMAL
With respect, Madam, the guide book is written by a bunch of lazy, good-for-nothing, Indian beggars.

-Slumdog Millionaire