re: #359 laZardo

Good morning honcos. I see there’s still no reason to have any hope in humanity yet.

I’ve almost completed my escape pod. As soon as the final piece arrives from Tralfamadore, I’ll be on my way to Planet X, where I will spend the rest of my artificially prolonged multi-century lifespan serving as a sex slave to the Leather Goddesses of Phobos. As horrible as that sounds, please know that I make this sacrifice for you.