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Vicious Babushka5/09/2009 11:40:30 pm PDT

Normally I’m asleep at this time.

I owe a lot to my mom. In fact she makes me feel like crap. she’s always telling me “You’re a genius! You’re a genius!” because at 13 I took a Mensa test and scored an IQ of 159. The reason I feel like crap is that I never lived up to that Mensa score, instead I rebelled against my upbringing, ran away to Israel, married a Jew (who also rebelled against his upbringing) and together we made 9 kids, and they made 22 grandkids (more on the way).

Even though I earned a B.S. degree in Mathematics and Computer Science, and worked for 20 years in the automotive industry, at an assortment of contract jobs at GM and Ford, I never accomplished an actual Career. Now there are no jobs to be had in the Detroit area, so I founded the Zionist Mall and get seasonal checks. I feel like absolute crap for not living up to my mother’s hopes and dreams of what I was supposed to accomplish.

Yeah, I actually get a Zionist check! I distribute it among my 9 Jewish children and 22 grandchildren.

But I can’t get rid of the feeling that I have disappointed my mother with my lack of great accomplishments in life. My sister has accomplished even less, but she is a MOONBAT, married to a non-Jew, her only child is gay, so that earns her points. Also, she insulted my son, an IDF vet, for “persecuting Palestinian children” whatever that means.