re: #33 Varek Raith

I’m gonna make stupidity illegal.
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I’m thinking about requiring licensure for being a wingnut. This way the have to take a 24 hour test (broken into 3 sessions). Once they pass they can have a license and stamp and call themselves a Licensed Wingnut (LW). We’ll have to form state boards (such as Colorado Board of Licensed Wingnuts) and a Federal department (Federal Wingnut Administration - FWA). Anyone caught practicing wingnuttery without a license shall be fined a minimum of $5,000 and serve a minimum of 5 years.

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