re: #30 goddamnedfrank

Don’t you see, Newt’s serial infidelity is just a testament to how much he loves this country.

of course, newt wrote the new testament, you know. right after he defeated communism in congress

as a matter of fact, when chuck norris makes a new chuck norris joke, he has to steal it from newt gingrich

as a matter of fact, when newt gingrich says something that doesn’t correspond to reality, reality changes to what newt said. and then apologizes to newt