re: #393 thedopefishlives

Well, that too. But you have to be pretty much stoned out of your gourd to think that the angel Gabriel told you to build a harem. And even as a believer in God, angels, and faith healing, if someone told me that the archangel appeared to them and told them to go forth and lay hands on the sick, I’d probably tell them to seek professional help.

Who says he actually believes this? This is the line he’s used to pick up babes. And it obviously works.