re: #383 Sheila Broflovski

We make jokes about Trump’s hair, but the fact is that every man who wears a toupee looks lame. I don’t know what it is about toupees for men but they are the most fake-looking head crap you ever saw. No amount of money can make a man’s toupee look better than a natural bald head or a shaven bald head.

Why don’t they just embrace their baldness, or wear a hat, or get fitted for a woman’s hairpiece?

I don’t think that’s a piece. I think that’s a comb-over.
The part starts on the side of his head, by his ear, not closer to the top where most un-bald men part their hair.