re: #1 klys (maker of Silmarils)
Carter: Sweet Jebus, what is it with Trump
Clinton: At least I got a BJ in exchange for impeachment. Trump’s fucking the entire nation (and ~half don’t seem to mind).
GWB: I can’t believe that one of my metaphors went over that guy’s head.
Obama: I warned him, and he thought it was a joke.
Biden: Can I NOW turn off the power to the WH?