re: #1 JasonA

“Molly Lucky Not To Have Been Found First By Ravenous Rick Sanchez.”

LMAO

Or, God forfend, Geraldo.

Molly: “Yes, we’re coming to you live from my home at this very moment, when the ex-terminators are about to breach the seekrit door that separates my family from the silverfish spotted on this very site inside an innocent-looking bathroom just 18 hours ago. Everybody is holding their breath…and here we go!”