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THIS THREAD IS NOW GOING TO LEBANON.

Pink Ouija Board Targeting Young Girls Riles Critics

Actual sentence from an actual news story: “It’s designed for young girls ages 8 and older, but some say the mysterious product is a ‘dangerous spiritual game’ that opens up anyone, particularly Christians, to attacks on their soul.”

Holy shit, is this a leaked script from “Anchorman II: The Revenge of Ron Burgundy”?