I’ll control my own guns, thank you. #2A #NRA pic.twitter.com/jqbZzwcWf6

— NRA (@NRA) March 14, 2018

When it’s cold out and you really have to pee but your penis has retreated so far you can’t reach it. https://t.co/qKru6cwr0h

— Sean McCabe (@darthstar99) March 14, 2018