re: #362 Sharmuta

Thank GOD the cocoa plant evolved. Brilliant work, Lord.

But because of Adam’s sin, God permitted Satan to bring white chocolate into the world.

(If you freeze-frame that ’80s commercial, you can see a SNAKE in the tree that the Maxfield Parrish chick is swinging in…
…and they’re actually singing “N - E - S - T - HELL - E - S” — listen carefully, with discernment!)