re: #393 BeachDem

More Pierce—heh:
Meanwhile, in Philadelphia, with the Bernie Sanders Irreconcilables proving that the human capacity to be a jackass may well be limitless, the Democratic Party cranked the patriotic fervor up to 11. As a way to drown out the Irreconcilables, the people staging the final night of the convention handed out hundreds of American flags, some of them big enough to fly over your elementary school. When Chelsea Clinton came out to introduce her mother, Section 106 of the Wells Fargo Arena, home of the obstreperous California delegation, had so many huge American flags waving over it that it looked like Cemetery Ridge at Gettysburg just as what was left of Pickett’s Division reached the stonewall.

I’ve been wondering how that Bernie Bean Supper and Fart-In turned out…