Eating boogers, bragging about dick size……
Holy jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, it has really come to this.

Raises a question. Suppose T-Rump gets the nomination and predictably insults Hillary during one of the debates. Bill then jumps on stage to punch him in the nose. What does the Secret Service do?

(Actually, of course, they would separate the two, forcibly if necessary, though putting your hands on an ex-president is no small matter.)