re: #8 iossarian

I am currently praying for Natalie Portman, the chick out of Glee and 80s Cindy Crawford to pay me a special visit.

It isn’t working though. Maybe someone should tell Perry that prayer is not very effective at making things happen in the real world.

I wonder if all the prayer confuses god enough he/she/it can’t make up she/its/his mind?