re: #32 b_sharp

Would you prefer a god who labours over every little thing or a lazy god who tends to plagiarize himself and take multiple shortcuts so he can get out to the golf course and do the fun stuff?

Oh wait, he’s an all-powerful kind of guy (he’s male in the Bible) who ignores time and space so playing golf, labouring over each species and taking short-cuts can all be done instantaneously and concurrently. He can micro, macro and absentee manage everything all at the same time. What a guy!

I admit I’m far from a scholar in this area, but it was my understanding that, at least in most branches of Judaism, God was considered without gender, even if masculine forms of words were generally used in writings? Can someone more well versed in this collaborate/correct this?