So Kim davis is getting ready to keep not doing the thing the judge told her to not not do. My guess it’s that her argument will be that since her deputies represent her, Havingt hem sign is the same as her signing the license.

Rand Paul haz a bad case of the sads because he isn’t the flakest candidate running.

Rick Perry finds that a new set of glasses doesn’t make him any more likable and says “screw you guys, I’m going home”

Does that pretty much sum up the news?