OK, I’m tired of this crap, once and for all.

Everyone here needs to send me credentials at once proving that they really are members in good standing of the order of Squamata, suborder Lacertilia. Birth certificates showing at least one lizard parent accepted. Pictures of your movable eyelids will not suffice, nor will nicknames like “Gecko” or “Gila Monster”.

Please get this to me today to avoid interruptions of grammar checking.