re: #408 Blind Frog Belly White

They’re like guys who carefully, lovingly craft a hotrod, paying attention to every little thing, spending nights and weekends, and a lot of cash on it, and now their irresponsible alcoholic cousin stole the keys and has taken it out for a road trip.

What’s really becoming a headache for them is not that their alcoholic cousin has driven off with it, it’s that they know they can’t order him to bring it back because their mutual friends egged him into stealing it and if you end the road trip now, they’re going to hate them for life…as well as convince him to just flip you off and keep on motoring.