re: #368 austin_blue

Stupidest mainstream media story on the Internet today:

cnn.com

Them Martians have been movin’ a whole Shitpot of dirt since 1840.
Jesus wept.

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So, if you were to convert the dune’s dots and dashes to the written word, just what does it say? Planetary scientist Veronica Bray translated it for Gizmodo.com:
NEE NED ZB 6TNN DEIBEDH SIEFI EBEEE SSIEI ESEE SEEE !!
Well, if the Martians are trying to speak to us, they really need to work on their sentence structure.

Of course it doesn’t make much sense: it’s in Martian, dummies!!!