Ann Romney is really Captain Sobel.

Capt. Herbert Sobel: [the company is in formation at Camp Toccoa] You people are at the position of attention!
[Sobel walks up to Perconte, who presents his rifle for inspection]
Capt. Herbert Sobel: Private Perconte, have you been blousing your trousers over your boots like a paratrooper?
Frank Perconte: No, sir.
Capt. Herbert Sobel: Then explain the creases at the bottom.
Frank Perconte: [pause] No excuse, sir.
Capt. Herbert Sobel: Volunteering for the parachute infantry is one thing, Perconte, but you’ve got a *long* way to prove that you belong here. Your weekend pass is revoked.
[Sobel moves down the line to Luz]
Capt. Herbert Sobel: Name.
George Luz: Luz, George.
[he presents his rifle for inspection; Sobel examines it and tosses it back at him]
Capt. Herbert Sobel: Dirt in the rear sight aperture. Pass revoked.
[Sobel moves down the line to Lipton]
Capt. Herbert Sobel: When did you sew on these chevrons, Sergeant Lipton?
Carwood Lipton: Yesterday, sir….