Lon Snowden lived on your taxes for 30 years in the Coast Guard. He never had it so good.

On-the-Lam Leaker Gets Letter from Lon: Elder Snowden Writes to Son vanityfair.com

Referred to his son as “a modern day Paul Revere: summoning the American people to confront the growing danger of tyranny and one branch government …”

One branch? Really? Which one would that be?