re: #429 The Vicious Babushka

At the same time, wingnuts don’t want to make it easy for people to attend college, because exorbitant fees and crushing student loan debt keep out the riffraff.

“But if we make college free, then you’ll have all these lazy good-for-nothings who will go to college to live off the government dime, get useless degrees, then just end up in dead-end careers taking welfare! We need to create disincentives so that only the smartest and best able will go to college, because those are the people who will be able to get good careers and pay off the debt they’ll incur…not that they’d incur any debt if they knew how to save money and work hard.”