I can’t believe this…Winston and I just came back from the front yard..I noticed as usual that Winston likes to pee on every tree in the front yard..
I dunno..It’s what dogs do..
So my front yard is full of trees..Real old Oaks mostly..Today at noon I decided to count how many trees I have in the front yard..I know weird I have never checked it out before…I have 13 fucking Oak trees in the front yard! This isn’t right! If I wasn’t out of here in 60 days I’d be freaking out.. As God is my witness.. I would or will cut down a tree before I am out of here…I actually walked around the front yard twice…There is no way there are 13 Oaks in the front yard..13…yup…A tree is biting the dust this summer…
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