re: #2 Floral Giraffe

Um, well, Mormons do wear “special” underwear. Mens garments are longer than your basic men’s shorts in a store, and women can’t be shown having belly buttons, or shoulders, they don’t wear sleveless, they wear capped sleeves. DON’T ASK. It was a business experience, when my company bought stores in Utah. I only wish I were making this up!

Luckily, the president’s underwear is not something I am even slightly worried about, notthatmittwilleverbepresident.

Seriously. If I can’t see it, not my problem. One of the things I most appreciate about both Bush and Obama is that I don’t have to spend any time considering their genitals, and if we should godforbiditshouldhappen get Romney in the White House, I would be pleased to extend that lack of concern to his underwear.