I am cleaning my weapons, sharpening my knife, having my KKK hood dry-cleaned, dusting off my JBS handbook and attaching a new “Don’t Blame me, I voted for Ron Paul” bumper stick on the Hummer for the tea party tomorrow. I just found out I am a right wing extremist and I could “snap” at any moment. I am glad Sec. Napolitano has issued a warning to “normal” people about my potential for going berserk. I will try and hold my hands up off the ground, as my knuckles usually drag when I walk.

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