re: #439 engineer dog

for the amusement of the other bitpushers in the audience:

nerdass curseout rant

you’re not hardly decoupled
your header is full of externs
your members are exposed
you’re full of magic numbers
you’re massively cloned
you’re so far from self documenting
you leak memory like a sieve
you return pointers to stack memory
and you’re stuck in a crazy loop which is about to run out of stack

May your scratch memory never be corrupted by wild pointers