re: #42 Blind Frog Belly White

The whole idea of walking to a church with your daughter carrying “A Bible”* to hand you at the last minute, just to hold it and scowl at the camera, is ridiculous. An actual human would know that 1) you should go there carrying the bible as if it’s something you cherish and read all the time. 2) When you get there, you humbly greet the priest and ask to go inside. and 3) you pretend to pray, at least look thoughtful and reverent.

That’s really such a simple thing. But you can’t except the front half of a centaur to know that.

And the chaser is that while he was standing there someone asked him if that was his bible and he responded, it’s A bible. Don Lemon made the crew at CNN play that twice in a row. He just couldn’t believe it.