The first GOP debate was like watching tribal council during an episode of Survivor: “Tell me why Trump shouldn’t be voted off the island?”

The second GOP debate became an episode of Jerry Springer: “He said some mean things about you, why not take this opportunity to rip his nuts off?”

And third actually began to resemble a debate, for which the candidates stopped going after each other and banded together against “the media.”

One can only imagine what the next one will look like, when we’ve lost at least one or two more candidates.