I never saw the Lenin mummy either when I lived in Moscow. And although I can change the keyboard over to Russian, i do not have a separate Russian keyboard, so i have to consult a chart I printed out. Hard to get used to.

Sometimes i even respond to those deperate Russian spam love letters from ostensible Russian women I get - just to practice. I know who is behind sending them and all the scams that go along.

At some point they start asking for money, so ar least hinting strongly, so I propose that they come over and let me pimp them off to my buddies for fifty euros a pop. Then they stop writing…