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Onion: Radical Social Security Reform Measures Proposed

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lostlakehiker7/28/2011 5:55:15 pm PDT

re: #11 albusteve

the GOP has a plan to legislate tiny, micro meters planted in the vagina of all women 18 years and older…these meters will track insertion, time inside, and extraction whereupon they will be taxed for the usage…like a highway

There was this academic Democrat who proposed taxing home ownership on the theory that owning a home is the functional equivalent of free rent, hence, income, and that “income” should be taxed.

This fits in nicely to that philosophy. Being married is the equivalent of … you see where it goes. So both parties can get on top of this idea and pump it for all it’s worth. ///