We Read Rick Perry’s “Fed Up!” So You Don’t Have To

Takeaway quote: “Texans, on the other hand, elect folks like me — you know the type, the kind of guy who goes jogging in the morning packing a Ruger .380 with laser sights, loaded with hollow point bullets, and shoots a coyote that is threatening his daughter’s dog.”

Takeaway quote: “The branding of the ‘Compassionate Conservative’ meant that the GOP was sending the wrong signal that conservatism alone wasn’t enough. For the first time we were acting like Liberals who call themselves progressives, running away to some degree from who we were, and what we stood for.”

texastribune.org

yes, rick perry is dumb.