Apropos of nothing, but it gave me a smile this Sunday morning:

For one of my weekly trivia sheets I do for the pub I used to hang out at in northern Virginia, I thought I’d try to research a sheet on famous thieves, both real and fictional.

One of the sites I researched listed its version of the 10 most famous thieves in history:

1. Dismas and Gestas (the thieves crucified alongside of Christ)
2. Prometheus
3. Robin Hood
4. Blackbeard
5. Jesse James
6. “Babyface” Nelson
7. Bonnie and Clyde
8. Ma Barker
9. Dick Turpin
10. Francis Villon

…and below the list, an unrelated ad for Newt Gingrich.