re: #464 Guanxi88

Hey! You be hanging around my shop! You go ‘way! you steal business! You go, I call cops, fix you good!

(my wife says, not that she believes in reincarnation, but if she did, that I’d be a reincarnated Shanghai vegetable merchant, late 19th century. One of those guys in the black jackets, pigtails down my back, who gets crushed when his cart rolls over on him when he’s trying to catch the guy who snagged a bok choy leaf. “you would die in some stupid way like that.”)