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Kentucky T-Shirts for Sale: 'Yup, I'm A Racist'

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iceweasel7/04/2010 6:24:01 pm PDT

re: #475 Gus 802

“Son, when are you going to come home for Christmas dinner?”

“Mom, I already told you. I’ll be there as soon as I’m done compiling data for a study of Little Green Football users including charts, graphs, and schedules. This might take a year or more. I love you mom but this is more important! By the way, can I borrow some money?”

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I’ll be there by next March, mom! Promise! /