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Onion: Homeland Security Warns of Spiraling Fear

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laZardo7/14/2011 8:51:46 am PDT

re: #479 lawhawk

Rutgers football player tweets photos of himself standing for first time since being paralyzed during game.

That’s about as uplifting as I can find that isn’t going to cause allergic reactions, but it will still cause some to go for the Kleenex (use a handkerchief if you’re that damned concerned about the environment - or your sleeve damnit!).

Must…find…downer article…