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Colbert: Ending the Coronavirus Pandemic Is NOT One of Donald Trump's Accomplishments

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lawhawk10/29/2020 11:31:53 am PDT

re: #37 Jay C

There was a throwaway line in Matt Damon’s The Martian where he claims Mars as his own as the only person to actually colonize the planet since he grew crops there.

I’ve been thinking about laws on Mars. There’s an international treaty saying that no country can lay claim to anything that’s not on Earth. By another treaty if you’re not in any country’s territory, maritime law applies. So Mars is international waters. Now, NASA is an American non-military organization, it owns the Hab. But the second I walk outside I’m in international waters. So here’s the cool part. I’m about to leave for the Schiaparelli Crater where I’m going to commandeer the Ares IV lander. Nobody explicitly gave me permission to do this, and they can’t until I’m on board the Ares IV. So I’m going to be taking a craft over in international waters without permission, which by definition… makes me a pirate. Mark Watney: Space Pirate.